Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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