Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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