Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
