I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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