if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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