I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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