Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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