he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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