Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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