Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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