Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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