I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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