margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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