love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we're making bets on your personal life
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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