so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I deserve this hangover.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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