the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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