just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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