***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I fill condoms, not promises.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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