Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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