Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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