i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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