Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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