i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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