Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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