i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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