My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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