thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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