I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize