What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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