a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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