Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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