Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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