We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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