Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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