i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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