i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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