Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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