Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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