i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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