pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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