Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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