ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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