I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Randomize