I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
