Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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