I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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