I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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