Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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