I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
What a dumb baby whore.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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