hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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