so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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