She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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