The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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