the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
