let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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