He had one of those small greek statue penises
love makes seman taste better
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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