I bet he comes in French.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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