I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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